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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Testosterisk

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: test-os-ter-isk

Sentence: Billy was killed yesterday driving to work when he took a mjor testosterisk by cutting off a line of cars on the off ramp just so he could be ahead of them in line.

Etymology: testosterone+risk

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Birdflip

Created by: Madamemojo

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Accelirrational

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: ax-sell-er-ash-in-al

Sentence: Refusing to slow down was accelirrational in the extreme

Etymology: accelerate, irrational

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Excellent! - fonka99, 2007-01-04: 09:47:00

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Adventurn

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: adven turn

Sentence: We were adventurning all the way! I'm pumped with adrenaline after this way...

Etymology: adventure + turn

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Irroadsponsible

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: ir/road/sponce/ible

Sentence: He crossed 3 lanes of traffic without signalling, demonstrating how totally irroadsponsible he is.

Etymology: irresponsible + road

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Autoannihilation

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: OR-toe-a-NY-hill-ay-shun

Sentence: His self destructive behaviour behind the wheel is a perfect example of autoannihilation.

Etymology: auto (self and automobile) + annihilation (destruction)

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Cabgressive

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation:

Sentence: During rush hour everyone gets overly cabgressive.

Etymology: Cab - reffering to NYC cabbies who are infamous for their driving gressive - from aggressive

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Wrongofway

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: rong-ov-way

Sentence: too many people these days think they can just take the wrong-of-way whenever they feel like it.

Etymology: a play on the words right of way

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Just so we're clear, I created wrongofway before bondfool. Not that it's terribly difficult to conceive, but just so we're clear... - Javeson1, 2007-01-08: 13:48:00

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Steerthru

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: steer - thru

Sentence: If he hadn't done a steerthru the accident wouldn't have happened.

Etymology: Steer - specified direction and thru from through - to go between

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Angautomable

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: ang-graw-toe-maw-bull

Sentence: He was angautomable because he was late to work

Etymology: German

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